The Brown Ribbon

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: January 9, 2012

What can I get you hun?
I'll have a bowl of your "Award Winning" chili.
And how is everything, sir?
This has to be the most god awful tasting chili I've ever had. I think I'm gonna be sick.
They didn't tell you that the award they won was "The Most God Awful Tasting Chili Ever" award did they?
Shut up and just hold back my hair.