Batty Betty the Official Porn Parody

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: February 26, 2012

I've brought you here to taste your blood!
I just finished my period so you might as well eat me you bastard.
Damn Betty, you have awakened my little vampire from the dead.
Bang me with that stake of yours!
You made me cum! You have killed the little vampire! I must summons my master Count Blackula to finish you off!
My tight asshole will defeat the 12 Inch Impaler. But first I must fuck my way through Tranny-vania to get to him.