The Amazing Scotch Crotch!

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 4, 2012

It's the next great thing in bartending. The Amazing Scotch Crotch!
What's it for?
Mixologists. It will give them a third "hand" to hold and pour the liquor.
I don't know, Phil. I've got a bad feeling about this one.
Complaint Dept.
Tell me again how you got a bottle of Maker's Mark stuck in your uterus.