Going Crotchless

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 4, 2012

Phil, I must say that your obsession with crotch related products is disturbing.
Sir, I've got more ideas. How 'bout the Crotch Watch or the Sasquatch Crotch?
I don't know where this obsession came from but we can't have it here. You're fired!
Fido! I'm home! You can bury your head in my crotch one final time and then I have to quit you.
Oh boy, oh boy! Peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter...