Barn Stormin'

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 12, 2012

Look, I appreciate the job offer but after the goat tore off my pants and the chicken swallowed my penis like a worm, I can't handle it here.
But the animals have never been so stress free. The production on the farm has tripled.
I'm sorry, but I just can't.
So yer sayin' alls I had to do was to make sure the sex was consensual?