Yeah. I know I agreed to let you continue TV's Bloopers & Practical Jokes after it was cancelled but this has gone on long enough.
You didn't think the stroke in 2004 was funny? His impaired speech? The fact that it took Jim Henson to move him while he did the New Year's Eve thing?
That was all well and good, but making him work with Ryan Seacrest? Come on! Show some mercy!
Fine. I'll stop being a dick to Dick. Hit the kill switch!
