Real Life: Kitchen Gourmet

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: May 25, 2012

Wha cha making for lunch?
Microwaved TV dinner.
Sweetie, those things aren't that good. You need to learn to cook.
It's cooking if you have to follow a recipe, right?
What recipe?
"Step 1: Cut slits in film covering mashed potatoes."