Real Life: Child's Play

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 5, 2012

You stepped on the garden hose! That means you lose 25 points.
Nuh uh. Because it happened under the tree it doesn't count, plus because you tried to take away points when you couldn't you lose 25 points.
Wait! You guys just can't make up the rules as you go just to make them fit what you want.
Sure we can dad. It's called kid rules.
What do you mean because you walked in and I was half in my pjs that it means automatic sex tonight with unlimited ass play?
Kid rules!