2 Birds

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 19, 2012

Looks like you still have 20/20 vision.
I'm supposed to go to the dentist later but I hate the dentist. Would you look at my teeth for me?
I'm an optometrist. I'm not licensed to check teeth.
I'll give you $1000 to look at my teeth and sign a form saying my teeth are good just to get my wife off my back.
A thousand bucks? I guess I could ethically examine your eye teeth.