Number 2, Super Sized

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: July 18, 2012

*sniff* Sir, did you just shit your pants?
Yeah. No biggie. Happens all the time. I'm just needing some lunch.
Sir I need you to do something about the shit in your pants. People are leaving due to the stench.
I said it was no big deal. Just get me a Big Mac.
Sir, this isn't McDonalds. It's Burger King.
Oh. Well, this is embarrassing.