Bless You

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: January 2, 2013

Hey man, you don't happen to have any Kleenex on you by chance, do ya?
My wife might have some in her purse. Let me check. I'm holding it for her right now.
Give them my best regards.
Give who your best regards?
Your balls. I'm assuming your wife keeps those in her purse as well.