Real Life: I Heard That

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: January 8, 2013

"I need your help in the kitchen to get something way up high. Are you listening?"
"the ball is spotted at the 30 and here comes the punt team..."
Uh, sure. I just didn't catch the last part.
"Way up high!"
"It's a fake! The punter keeps it and he's heading for the ..."
Got it!
So first you don't help me get the dishes down from the cabinet and now you make a comment on me being fat by putting lemon meringue on the bathroom scales!?
How the hell else was I supposed to "weigh a pie"?