Real Life: Heaven Scent

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: January 10, 2013

Mommy, does God fart?
Of course not sweetie. God does not eat or digest food like we do so there would be no reason he would fart.
But Jesus ate food like we did.
I guess you're right. I suppose Jesus farted.
Whoa! Crack a window, son! And don't try blaming that on me. You and I both know better.