I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues Clues

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: January 28, 2013

December 1998
I just can't stand her anymore. She's annoying and her body odor is unbearable.
Steve, you only have two choices; tell her the truth or lie to her.
The truth? That would break her heart.
I know you'll do the right thing man.
"This just in, Wikipedia is reporting that Steve Burns from 'Blues Clues' has died of a heroin overdose..."
Nooooo! Why, Steve, why!?