S.C.R.O.A.T.S.

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: February 5, 2013

Wow, Mom, it sure is weird feeling my baby kick around inside of my wife. Was I that active when you were pregnant with me?
Oh, I'll say! You used to kick so hard, you'd knock the ashtray off my stomach!
Wait... you SMOKED while you were pregnant with me?
Your father and I both did. It was his ashtray you knocked off. He got so pissed he kicked you back!
Wait. Wha--
Where did you think the brain damage came from? I mean seriously, mutton chops? Come on!