Giving Charities a Black Eye

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: May 6, 2013

Can I help you?
I'm collecting money to help stop domestic violence. Would you care to donate a dollar?
I'm sorry, but not today.
But it's only a dollar.
I know, but the answer is still no.
LISTEN LADY, IF YOU DON'T DONATE A DOLLAR TODAY, I WILL BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILDREN! UNDERSTAND?