Real Life: Birthday Wish

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 5, 2013

...and a pony, and a helicopter ride, and 20 friends on a party bus, and...
She said she wants all of that for her birthday? We can't even afford just one of those things. What are we going to do?
I'll figure something out.
Great news sweetie! We're now Jehovah's Witnesses!