Real Life: Origin Story

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 25, 2013

Dad said you were really sick when you were pregnant with me.
Oh, the morning sickness was the worst.
I spent every day in front of the toilet puking and staring at the "Conner" logo on the underside of the toilet seat.
Wait. Was I named after...
Now settle down, Conner.