Real Life: Mourning Wood

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: July 2, 2013

Hey man. Are you okay? I know it's none of my business but I thought I saw you crying.
Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. My grandfather just died and I was just thinking about how I always wanted to be like him.
Aw. That's sweet. Let me give you a hug.
Uh, okay.
Did you just grab my ass when I hugged you?
It's what grandpa would have done.