And the Horse You Rode in On

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: July 29, 2013

Hey! My wife said you came over and fucked her brains out last night. She said it was the best fuck of her life.
Yeah, well...
I thought you tiny dicked Asians were bad in bed. Oh let me guess, you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express the night before.
No. I'm just hung like a fucking horse.