DSM High-5

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: September 7, 2013

You can quit staring at my tits. My eyes are up here.
Sorry. I have Aspergers and I find it hard to make eye contact.
You poor baby. Let me buy you a drink.
It worked?
Yep. Quick! She's coming this way. And don't worry about saying anything offensive. I told her you have tourettes.