Thanksgiving Memento

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: November 6, 2013

Tobey, will you give thanks over Thankgiving Dinner this afternoon?
Hell Ma...what do I got to be thankful for anyway?
Tobey, will you give thanks over Thankgiving Dinner this afternoon?
Oh that's right. I'm thankful for your alzheimer's and the fact you will never remember what I did to the turkey in a fit of horny rage.