If You Give a Mouse a Cookie

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: November 20, 2013

He will ask for a glass of milk
You don't think this dry ass cookie you gave me is going down without milk do ya, moron?
Then he will ask for a straw
You see the size of my mouth, asswipe? I need straw!
When he's finsihed he'll ask for a napkin
You gonna let this milk sit on my face? Get me a napkin you ungreatful host!
One napkin soaked in d-CON coming up, you little shit!