Real Life: Jingle Smells

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: December 30, 2013

Why do I smell melted plastic?
I may have burnt some Barbies.
Do I dare ask why you torched your sister's Barbies?
Because she didn't get what she wanted for Christmas.
And commiting arson was the way to get her want she wanted?
Well, yeah. She told me she really, really wanted a Ken Doll Fire.