Real Life: New Year's Eve

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: January 2, 2014

Don't tell me you're pregnant! You just ate half a pizza, a whole cake and three pieces of pie.
I'm not pregnant. I've made a resolution to eat less next year so I'm getting in a few extra bites now, before it starts.
Really? Well you're a fat fucking cunt who doesn't give a rat's ass about my needs. And for that, I'm about to beat the living shit outta you!
Whoa! Wait! Where is this coming from?
I made a resolution to love you more next year.