Casual Friday

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 13, 2014

My boss says I'm too uptight.
Have you thought about giving yourself a wine enema before going to work?
15 minutes later...
HEY! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DOOR? WHY IS EVERYONE TAKING SO LOUD?
I'm not sure you should go to work. Your normal eye has glassed over like your glass eye.
Hey sexy. Wanna watch me shoot my eye out of my asshole?
There's something different about you Sally, but I just can't put my finger on it.