Upselling

Date: July 10, 2014

Upselling

by four_legged_tripod
7-10-14


	Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.


	Only if my dick gets five dozen friendly tugs.


	Five dozen friendly tugs for five dozen liquor jugs?


	Unless, of course, the jugs you seek are found on my sister, the slutty freak.


	So if I want to wet my beak, your sister freak is what I seek?


	You know what? I'm too tired for this. 500 bucks. She's out back by the dumpster.