Labor Pains

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: September 9, 2014

Doctor! My wife is in labor!
Then bring her in.
You don't understand. The woman that has been helping her throughout her pregnancy is not here. We can't do this without her. I'm losing my mind!
Now just take it easy and go get your wife.
Doctor, is that man going to be okay?
Of course. He's just having a midwife crisis.