Real Life: The Joys of Owning a Cat

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: October 9, 2014

Hello! I want to be petted. Get over here and pet me. I'm right here. I know you can see me.
Fine! Looks like I'm gonna have to come to you. I'll do it, but you'll pay for it!
Oh, yeah! Pet me bitch!
Seriously? Why do you always make me look at your asshole when I'm petting you?