Real Life: Money Can't Buy You... Well, Sometimes it Can

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: November 14, 2014

So... does mom have any money?
Were you not listening to me?
You have to work for it. You have to know how to get what you want.
Dad, I want to get into Sarah Allen's pants.
I don't think 20 bucks is going to get you there.