Pop Goes the Weasel

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: January 29, 2015

So why is it that you were banned from the travel agency?
I went in one day and they had hamsters, guinea pigs and rats dressed up in costumes from around the world.
I stripped them all naked and fed them Alka Seltzers until they exploded.
Dude. That's messed up. Why would you do that?
I overheard one lady say, "Pop a nude guinea".