Nothing Like a 20 Year Old Joke

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: February 18, 2015

I feel like I've been trapped inside a man's body for far too long.
Then let's make you a woman.
I chose you becuase I've heard you're the best surgeon around.
Oh, I won't be doing the operation but the person doing it is very good and very experineced.
Who?
Lorena Bobbit.