The Crabby Theory: Gone Girl

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: March 2, 2015

Hey, Crabby! That's not your same daughter from like 13 years ago is it?
Of course not. I regret having my picture taken with her though.
To keep up the same appearance I have to find a new baby every year or so.
Officer, I hope I'm not interrupting but I think I have some new information on that Casey Anthony case.