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Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: May 14, 2015

Happy birthday! I got you a penis pump.
Why would you do that? You just wasted your money.
Not really. There's a money back guarantee.
How am I gonna prove it doesn't work? Make before and after videos of me using it? And whose job is it to watch all of those submitted videos?
Guy choking himself while using it. Guy with it up his ass. Guy with it up his dog's ass. Dear god, why did I ever major in philosophy?