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Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 22, 2015

So, as the next door neighbor, do you have any idea as to why he killed all those people?
No idea. I knew the kid and he was a bit weird, but I totally would have targeted the Latter Day Saints. Now there's a bunch of coo-coos!
Mr. President, any word on a possible motive for these shootings?
Uh, no. We, uh, never had this sort of thing in Kenya. But if we did, we, uh, would have settled this the way our ancestors did.
I am the ghost of Melissa Joan Hart's career.
Holy shit! So this is the purpose of Obamacare!