3 Out of 8
Author: four_legged_tripod
Date: June 22, 2015
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| So, as the next door neighbor, do you have any idea as to why he killed all those people? | |
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| No idea. I knew the kid and he was a bit weird, but I totally would have targeted the Latter Day Saints. Now there's a bunch of coo-coos! | |
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| Mr. President, any word on a possible motive for these shootings? | |
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| Uh, no. We, uh, never had this sort of thing in Kenya. But if we did, we, uh, would have settled this the way our ancestors did. | |
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| I am the ghost of Melissa Joan Hart's career. | |
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| Holy shit! So this is the purpose of Obamacare! | |
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