Real Life: Comic Cup

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: August 18, 2015

What about the time I got drunk and booty called you?
You mean when you made me choose between staying at the game with my friends or leave them for you?
You chose me, didn't you?
Yeah, but you were so drunk you passed out and we didn't even have sex.
You ended up masturbating, didn't you?