Real Life: Comic Cup

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: August 18, 2015

What pisses me off the most is that as you keep bringing up stories that led to masturbation, it makes me want to masturbate.
In fact, since I've met you, you've started to control my thoughts, actions, and even the way I feel.
You've slowly risen to power over my entire life.
Awww. That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me. Happy anniversary!