Real Life: Get On Up

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: September 2, 2015

You know we haven't had sex in like six months.
Well let's pull down your pants and discover who the culprit is.
Oh come on. Do we have to do this aga---
TA DA! It's an Old Man's Johnson!
To be fair, I may have killed him by putting him in charge of every decision I've ever made.