World's Worst Talk on Campfire Safety

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: November 4, 2015

Hey kids. It's me, Smokey Bear. How many of you know how to use tinder? Well, that sure is a lot of you.
When using tinder, if you see a very wet bush, stay away from it. They only lead to trouble.
Now boys, how many of you like to get wood? That's great!
And remember, if you see a flamer, kick sand on it. Now, who wants to watch me pitch a tent?