Talkin' with I.T.

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: October 24, 2016

Your wife just isn't working, huh? Well, if she were a computer, I'd advise you to turn her off and then turn her on again.
I'm very good at the first part, but the second part hasn't happened in two years.
Have you thought about pulling the plug?
Jesus Christ, man!
Let's wait until I can induce her into a coma first.