Real Life: Why LOTR Felt Like a 6 Hour Movie

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: April 3, 2017

8pm
Wait. Why are they doing that?
I don't know. I'm watching the movie for the first time like you are.
9pm
What did he mean by that?
Again, I don't know. I'm assuming they'll explain it if we just continue to watch the movie.
10pm
Now why would that happen?
Does it look like I wrote the fucking script?!