What if Weed Meant Grades?

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: June 16, 2017

Ms. Beal, do you have my weed?
I sure do. Your weed was actually very good this time. Last time your weed was so bad I was quite upset.
My weed was not that bad!
Your weed stunk. You had some pretty stinky weed.
Could you give me Bobby's weed? I promise to take his weed straight to him.
I can't. I can hold your friend's weed but only for a little bit. If he doesn't pick up his weed soon, his weed will likely go up in smoke.