Yak On, Yakov

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: July 27, 2017

Mr. Smirnoff, what's it like to be the new press secretacry?
In Soviet Russia, you don't press the secretary, the secretary presses you!
What does that mean? Is your hiring further evidence of President Trump's involement with Russia?
In Soviet Russia, you don't trump the President, the President trumps you!
What? Um... uh... That makes no sense.
These pre-written answers given to me by the President are working quite nicely!