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Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: September 19, 2017

I'd like a pizz-- uh... Are you Matt Damon?
Yep. What can I get you?
I wanted a supreme pizza but noticed that you offer a "white supreme" pizza. I'm assuming it's made with alfrado sauce and chicken.
Nope. It's the same pizza. We just take Kevin off the line and force Javier to make it by himself but only pay him half his normal wage while he does.
Douche.