"Blowing, pluck it out the window"

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: November 27, 2017

So she was like "Monty, can you be my baby daddy?" and "I'm like yeah".
Dude, the kid's not even yours. She had the baby prematurely and the dad split. She's using you.
"She ain't nothin like them bimbos". Besides, I like the little guy. Ben's cute. I've been watching him the last two days with no issues.
You know nothing about taking care of a child. Where is he now?
"Benjamins all in my pocket".