Real Life: Alexa

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: November 28, 2017

Alexa, play my Devo station on Pandora.
Alexa, add a reminder that I don't handle Indian food well.
Alexa, add toilet paper to the shopping list.
Alexa, tell me the best way to remove poop stains from boxer shorts.
Alexa...
For the last time, I'm not doing any of that! And from now on, call me by my middle name instead!