Maybe in the Future...

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: January 24, 2018

Why so glum? I thought you were going camping.
We are. We're gonna stay outdoors so I bought us something to stay in and it's even made by that blue ribbon beer company.
Sounds great. What's the problem?
My neighbors gave us something to sleep in as a gift and my wife would rather take theirs.
How come?
She'd rather stay in the present tents than in the Pabst.