Fool Me Once

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: April 2, 2018

Dude, why you cryin'?
It's April second.
Oh, I get it. April Fool's is over and you're the king of pranks. Like the snakes in my bed, the clear gelatin in my toilet bowl, the list goes on.
It's not that.
So what is it?
She's still pregnant!