Real Life: Customer Service Call

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: April 6, 2018

Thank you for calling customer service. My name is Henry.
Bullshit! You're name's not Henry. You're accent is way to thick to be named Henry.
My name is Henry. How may I be of assisiting you?
I need to check my account.
Needig to just verify your email.
It's at sbcglobal dot net. That's S as in sand. B as in Bollywood. C as in camel...