Shortie Order Cook

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: July 25, 2018

I'll have the cheese and crackers, a side salad and a chocolate shake.
Hey Bob! I need a dog and maggot, run it through the garden, throw some mud on it and wreck it!
I love diner lingo! It's so fun!
It's not lingo. You'll be getting dog food and maggots covered in dirt.
Why?
Stop fucking other people's boyfriends, bitch!